THE TWELVE DAYS OF A CAT CHRISTMAS
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On the first day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the second day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the third day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Three cat naps
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the fourth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Four catnip mice
Three cat naps
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the fifth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Five golden winks!!!
Four catnip mice
Three cat naps
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the sixth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Six kittens playing
Five golden winks!!!
Four catnip mice
Three cat naps
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Seven balls a-bouncing
Six kittens playing
Five golden winks!!!
Four catnip mice
Three cat naps
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Eight bows unravelling
Seven balls a-bouncing
Six kittens playing
Five golden winks!!!
Four catnip mice
Three cat naps
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the ninth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Nine lives a-living
Eight bows unravelling
Seven balls a-bouncing
Six kittens playing
Five golden winks!!!
Four catnip mice
Three cat naps
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Ten hours of leaping
Nine lives a-living
Eight bows unravelling
Seven balls a-bouncing
Six kittens playing
Five golden winks!!!
Four catnip mice
Three cat naps
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Eleven purrs a-rumbling
Ten hours of leaping
Nine lives a-living
Eight bows unravelling
Seven balls a-bouncing
Six kittens playing
Five golden winks!!!
Four catnip mice
Three cat naps
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me
Twelve heartstrings strumming
Eleven purrs a-rumbling
Ten hours of leaping
Nine lives a-living
Eight bows unravelling
Seven balls a-bouncing
Six kittens playing
Five golden winks!!!
Four catnip mice
Three cat naps
Two velvet paws
And sandpaper kisses from the tree!
DINGLES BALLS!?
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Dingle's balls! Dingle's balls!
Dingle's all the way!
Until he joined his sister,
when she went in for her spay! Hey!
Dingle's balls! Dingle's balls!
Now they've gone away!
Oh what fun, is now all done,
since his neuter day!
Dashing through the vet's,
in an effort to get away,
o'er the chairs we go,
leaping daschunds in the way!
Dingle's on the run,
but misses by a neck,
when tackled by a flying, cursing,
third year student tech! Oh!
Dingle's balls! Dingle's balls!
Dingle's all the way!
Until he joined his sister,
when she went in for her spay! Hey!
Dingle's balls! Dingle's balls!
Now they've gone away!
Oh what fun, is now all done,
since his neuter day!
Copyright 1998, P.M. Charlebois
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